A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich and shoots the waiter. Then he starts to leave.
The bar tender shouts, "Where you going?"
The panda shouts, "I'm a panda; look it up in the dictionary!"
The bartender walks to a dictionary and looks up "panda".
It says "panda - noun. - a Tree dwelling animal that eats shoots and leaves."
bada-BING!